Sunday, March 29, 2009

Where is Jonathan when I need him?


My son-in-law Jonathan is in my opinion, a slow to anger, kind sort of person. He is also qualified in several of the martial arts.  I was trying this morning to remember the brief training he gave me about a year ago on how to disarm an antagonist.

In fast and testimony meeting we had a man in casual clothes walk in and take a seat near the front after the sacrament.  He was carrying a day pack and a gallon container half full of an amber liquid.  The counselor in the bishopric left the stand and sat in the seat behind the visitor.  I know I've been watching too much CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) because I thought the liquid might be gasoline.  I leaned over and whispered to Janeil that I was going after the guy if he tried anything harmful.  It turns out the counselor determined from the label on the jug that it was iced tea.  This was verified during sunday school when the visitor took a swig from the jug during the lesson.

About 5 minutes into the testimonies the visitor goes to the microphone without the jug and the backpack.  (We've had incidents in past months in other wards in the stake where a gay rights advocate had been crashing testimony meetings and complaining about the LDS involvement in California politics.  This person has a restraining order on him to not disrupt our meetings.)  

Our visitor was not the same guy.  It seems our friend had been prompted this morning by a spirit to come to our meeting and instruct us on Christ. (And to bad mouth the Catholic church for changing the Sabbath from Saturday to Sunday.) After several uncomfortable minutes of his preaching, I marched up the aisle toward the stand.  My intention was to ask him to yield the mike so that I could bear my testimony.  As I walked up the steps to the pulpit he finished and I smiled at him as we passed. (Whew!)

I told the congregation about listening to the CD from last October conference by Elder Robert D Hales, "Answering our Accusers in the Savior's Way".  We had been playing it on the way to Portland  yesterday to get in the proper frame of mind for the temple.  Elder Hales urges us to respond to antagonizers in a Christ-like way. He said, "...true disciples of Christ see opportunity in the midst of opposition." After the visitor's tirade many members bore strong testimonies about the Savior and modern day prophets who testify of him.  So it was a very spiritual meeting after all.

Near the end of the meeting the visitor went up to the pulpit again, but the Bishop stepped up and said whatever was needed to get him to return to his seat.  After the meeting the Bishop told me he felt relieved that he hadn't needed to bounce the visitor because the guy could tell I wanted to speak.  To quote Elder Hales again: "True disciples avoid being unduly judgmental of others' views." But we don't need to let them go on and on about it!

3 comments:

Ken said...

Wow. And I thought our meeting was exciting. We only got a new Bishop.

brenda said...

Incredible. What most impresses me is that you knew exactly what to talk about to get the meeting back on track. You saved the day, without having to pull out any Rambo moves. Jonathan would be proud!

We should all listen carefully at general conference so we can be as well "prepared." And carry our kubatons.

Paul said...

Bro. O. our Hero!!! I was there as I was participating in a baby blessing of my nephew. The father of the baby being blessed is not a member nor is his family that was present. I think that you explained the incident perfectly but…. what you left out was that the 2 testimonies after this individual (one of them yours) were based on gospel principals, teachings of Christ…. and the spirit bore testimony of that. I always worry of what strange testimonies might be given when non members come to testimony meetings, but worst I worry that nobody will testify of Christ and thus resulting in the lack of the spirit. You were the talk of the post blessing party that we had after church. Thanks You for your testimony and courage, and maybe thanks should be in order to the man that came in and helped us focus our meeting back to Christ. ----sorry I didn’t stay around and talk to you as I wanted too, but my son had other ideas. –Paul E.